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It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Digital taps Knight of Meadowgrain
Digital taps Knight of Meadowgrain
Digital taps Mulldrifter
Digital taps Mulldrifter
Chumil's life total is now 18 (-2)
<Digital> Ok
Digital's life total is now 16 (+2)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
Chumil destroys  token Spirit
Chumil destroys  token Spirit
Digital taps Plains
Digital taps Adarkar Wastes
Digital taps Mystic Gate
Digital taps Island
Digital plays Glen Elendra Archmage from Hand
It is now turn 14 (Chumil)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Chumil> dead
<Digital> fs
<Digital> strike
<Chumil> ya
<Chumil> 3 damage
<Digital> no
<Digital> he killed 2 before they gmd
<Chumil> aprende a jugar calamar <-------- это переводится как disregard that i'm loser
<System> Player Lost

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это еще что.... я тут полчаса лечил чувака, что... короче сами читайте....


<[RUS] Puppetz> End my turn
It is now turn 37 (Forza juve)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Forza juve untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Forza juve draws a card
Forza juve plays Jace Beleren from Hand
Forza juve taps Island
Forza juve taps Island
Forza juve taps Island
<[RUS] Puppetz> Thinking
[RUS] Puppetz taps Vivid Creek
[RUS] Puppetz taps Mystic Gate
[RUS] Puppetz taps Reflecting Pool
[RUS] Puppetz taps Cascade Bluffs
[RUS] Puppetz taps Vivid Meadow
[RUS] Puppetz taps Arcane Sanctum
[RUS] Puppetz taps Arcane Sanctum
[RUS] Puppetz taps Vivid Creek
[RUS] Puppetz taps Crumbling Necropolis
[RUS] Puppetz taps Vivid Creek
[RUS] Puppetz taps Vivid Creek
[RUS] Puppetz taps Flooded Grove
[RUS] Puppetz taps Flooded Grove
[RUS] Puppetz plays Broken Ambitions from Hand
Forza juve taps Plains
Forza juve taps Plains
Forza juve taps Island
Forza juve taps Island
Forza juve taps Island
Forza juve taps Island
Forza juve taps Swamp
Forza juve taps Swamp
Forza juve taps Swamp
Forza juve taps Arcane Sanctum
Forza juve taps Plains
Forza juve taps Plains
<[RUS] Puppetz> Ok
<[RUS] Puppetz> clash
<Forza juve> using jace
<Forza juve> i draw
Forza juve draws a card
Jace Beleren now has 1 (+1) counters.
Jace Beleren now has 2 (+1) counters.
<Forza juve> End my turn
<[RUS] Puppetz> clash before
Forza juve puts Ethersworn Adjudicator into play from Library
Forza juve puts a Ethersworn Adjudicator on top of Library from Play
<[RUS] Puppetz> before draw
<[RUS] Puppetz> it was
Forza juve plays Tidehollow Sculler from Hand
Forza juve puts Tidehollow Sculler to Hand from Play
[RUS] Puppetz puts Jace Beleren into play from Library
<[RUS] Puppetz> sculler to grave
<[RUS] Puppetz> and 3 more cards
<Forza juve> no should ave told me beofre sry
<[RUS] Puppetz> read cards
<Forza juve> no
<Forza juve> shoud have thought it before
<Forza juve> i used jace ability on stack
<[RUS] Puppetz> Thinking
<[RUS] Puppetz> it can be used as sorcery
<[RUS] Puppetz> ONLY
<Forza juve> what?
<Forza juve> loo ehat i did
<[RUS] Puppetz> planeswalkers abilities are played as sorcery
<[RUS] Puppetz> i tried to counter jace
<Forza juve> so
<Forza juve> yes
<[RUS] Puppetz> u paid
<Forza juve> i payed mana for it
<Forza juve> so it was not countered
<[RUS] Puppetz> then clash
<[RUS] Puppetz> for broken
<Forza juve> on stack of the clash
<Forza juve> i draw a card
<[RUS] Puppetz> how?
<[RUS] Puppetz> jace is on the stack too
<Forza juve> on stack of yr instant
<Forza juve> since jace was in play
<[RUS] Puppetz> jace in stack\
<[RUS] Puppetz> it wasn't in play
<Forza juve> his ability
<Forza juve> yes he was
<[RUS] Puppetz> i counter spelll in stack
<[RUS] Puppetz> jace was a spell
<Forza juve> which spell????
<Forza juve> yes but i paid
<Forza juve> so it was not countered
<Forza juve> so if it was not countered
<Forza juve> it came into play
<[RUS] Puppetz> it came after second effect of broken
<Forza juve> End my turn
<[RUS] Puppetz> AFTER clash
<Forza juve> nooooo
<Forza juve> it came into play after i paid mana for it
<[RUS] Puppetz> broken has 2 effects -
<Forza juve> broken is like you are playing 2 instants
<[RUS] Puppetz> counter and clash
<Forza juve> so i paid the counter
<[RUS] Puppetz> they follow ono by on
<[RUS] Puppetz> e
<Forza juve> and jace came into play
<Forza juve> then when jace came into play
<[RUS] Puppetz> he would come after clash
<[RUS] Puppetz> read please
<Forza juve> i drew acard
<Forza juve> nooooooooooooooo
<Forza juve> i paid his mana before the other abiltiy
<[RUS] Puppetz> plz read it
<Forza juve> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Forza juve> i read it!!!!!!!!!!
<Forza juve> i paid mana
<Forza juve> and then it came into play
<Forza juve> he doesnt tell you
<[RUS] Puppetz> but broken is the top spell on the stack
<Forza juve> that after you clash comes into play
<[RUS] Puppetz> first resolve broken
<Forza juve> no
<[RUS] Puppetz> then only jace
<Forza juve> no no no
<Forza juve> mana paid
<Forza juve> jace in play
<Forza juve> jace's ability
<[RUS] Puppetz> u play jace i play broken in stack
<[RUS] Puppetz> firrst resolves broken - then jace
<Forza juve> you know ehat is the stack????
<Forza juve> stack*
<[RUS] Puppetz> LIFO Last In - First Out!!!!!!!
<Forza juve> no
<Forza juve> i can play an ability or another spell
<[RUS] Puppetz> stack resolves from top
<Forza juve> after yuo play yr spell or ability
<[RUS] Puppetz> yes u right
<Forza juve> so
<[RUS] Puppetz> but jace is only in stack when i play broken
<Forza juve> jace came into play
<Forza juve> agree?
<[RUS] Puppetz> no
<Forza juve> why????????????????
<Forza juve> lool
<Forza juve> look
<Forza juve> he tels you
<[RUS] Puppetz> cos i played broken and it MUST resolve
<[RUS] Puppetz> before jace came into play
<Forza juve> if it was like you said it would have said
<Forza juve> couter target spell unless he pays x
<[RUS] Puppetz> and clash
<[RUS] Puppetz> it is one spell
<Forza juve> clash and put the top 4 cards in graveyard
<[RUS] Puppetz> yes
<Forza juve> an creature comes into play
<[RUS] Puppetz> no
<[RUS] Puppetz> clash put 4 cards to grave
<[RUS] Puppetz> then comes jace
<Forza juve> no i will never do it
<Forza juve> im sorry
<Forza juve> cos i know im right
<[RUS] Puppetz> let's try once again
[RUS] Puppetz untaps Vivid Creek
[RUS] Puppetz untaps Mystic Gate
[RUS] Puppetz untaps Reflecting Pool
[RUS] Puppetz untaps Cascade Bluffs
[RUS] Puppetz untaps Vivid Meadow
[RUS] Puppetz untaps Arcane Sanctum
[RUS] Puppetz untaps Arcane Sanctum
[RUS] Puppetz untaps Vivid Creek
[RUS] Puppetz untaps Crumbling Necropolis
[RUS] Puppetz untaps Vivid Creek
[RUS] Puppetz untaps Vivid Creek
[RUS] Puppetz untaps Flooded Grove
[RUS] Puppetz untaps Flooded Grove
<Forza juve> try what?
[RUS] Puppetz puts Broken Ambitions to Hand from Play
<Forza juve> no u played it now
<Forza juve> fk it
<[RUS] Puppetz> undo last draw
<Forza juve> i can explain look
<Forza juve> if u have a spell that deals 2 damage to rach crature
<[RUS] Puppetz> undo last draw please
<Forza juve> and u do it in opponent's turn
<[RUS] Puppetz> and untap
<[RUS] Puppetz> alll
<Forza juve> he can use garuk and give mhim +3+#
<Forza juve> noooo
<Forza juve> i will not
<Forza juve> we clashed
<Forza juve> and broken is useles
<[RUS] Puppetz> i min
<Forza juve> should have thought arlier
<Forza juve> so youre going to continue with it???
<[RUS] Puppetz> yes
<Forza juve> so i wont play
<Forza juve> sry
<[RUS] Puppetz> u dawed sculler&
<[RUS] Puppetz> ?
<Forza juve> using jace
<[RUS] Puppetz> drawed?
<[RUS] Puppetz> ok
<Forza juve> and then clash
Forza juve puts Ethersworn Adjudicator into play from Library
<Forza juve> clash
<[RUS] Puppetz> put it on the top
Forza juve puts a Ethersworn Adjudicator on top of Library from Play
<[RUS] Puppetz> sculler
<Forza juve> End my turn
<[RUS] Puppetz> please
<Forza juve> why??
<Forza juve> i drew it using jace
<[RUS] Puppetz> u will draw it once again
<[RUS] Puppetz> please i'll explain
<Forza juve> ok
Forza juve puts a card on top of Library from Hand
<[RUS] Puppetz> untap all
<Forza juve> explain yourself then
Forza juve untaps Island
Forza juve untaps Plains
Forza juve untaps Plains
Forza juve untaps Swamp
Forza juve untaps Island
Forza juve untaps Island
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Forza juve untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<[RUS] Puppetz> and put jace to hand
Forza juve puts Jace Beleren to Hand from Play
<[RUS] Puppetz> now u play jace
Forza juve plays Jace Beleren from Hand
Forza juve taps Island
Forza juve taps Plains
<[RUS] Puppetz> resp!
Forza juve taps Swamp
[RUS] Puppetz taps Vivid Creek
[RUS] Puppetz taps Mystic Gate
[RUS] Puppetz taps Reflecting Pool
[RUS] Puppetz taps Cascade Bluffs
[RUS] Puppetz taps Vivid Meadow
[RUS] Puppetz taps Arcane Sanctum
[RUS] Puppetz taps Arcane Sanctum
[RUS] Puppetz taps Vivid Creek
[RUS] Puppetz taps Crumbling Necropolis
[RUS] Puppetz taps Vivid Creek
[RUS] Puppetz taps Vivid Creek
[RUS] Puppetz taps Flooded Grove
[RUS] Puppetz taps Flooded Grove
[RUS] Puppetz plays Broken Ambitions from Hand
<Forza juve> in response to yr instant
<Forza juve> i tap mana
Forza juve taps Plains
Forza juve taps Island
Forza juve taps Island
Forza juve taps Island
Forza juve taps Island
Forza juve taps Island
Forza juve untaps Swamp
Forza juve taps Plains
Forza juve taps Plains
Forza juve taps Arcane Sanctum
<Forza juve> so that no
<Forza juve> jace is in play
<[RUS] Puppetz> jace is in stack!!!!
<[RUS] Puppetz> broken didn't resolve yet
<Forza juve> jace is in play
<Forza juve> no
<Forza juve> but he was not countered
<[RUS] Puppetz> how long do u play magic?
<Forza juve> don t know exactly
<Forza juve> u?
<[RUS] Puppetz> 2,5 years
<Forza juve> few less
<Forza juve> ok lets cut it
<Forza juve> no one wins or looses
<Forza juve> and we quit it here
<Forza juve> ok?
<[RUS] Puppetz> ok
<[RUS] Puppetz> see ya
<[RUS] Puppetz> bye
<Forza juve> cause im fucken fed up
<Forza juve> bye bye
<Forza juve> hope not to see u
<[RUS] Puppetz> so do i

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вот и думай толи лыжи не едут, то ли я е******й....

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Еще один поциент

<Digital> in resp to persist
Digital taps Arcane Sanctum
Digital taps Windbrisk Heights
Digital flips Ajani Goldmane over
Digital destroys  token kithkin
<Portugais> lol
<Portugais> persist is instant
<Portugais> planewlaker is sorcery
<Digital> lol at u read card
<Portugais> you can play ajani in attack phase
<Portugais> can't
<Portugais> NOOBS
<System> Player Lost

Персист, видете-ли, у него инстант, а пв сорсери. Ну а я нуп, что тут уж сказать.

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Называется картина "Миррор трешей"

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Миниатюрка "It's Progentius time!!!"

It is now turn 14 (Digital)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Digital untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Digital draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Digital> Thinking
<Dovman> cruel time
<Digital> no
<Dovman> phewww
<Digital> its progentius time
...
Several turns later:
...
Digital plays Reflecting Pool from Hand
Digital taps Vivid Grove
Digital taps Vivid Grove
Digital taps Mystic Gate
Digital taps Cascade Bluffs
Digital taps Island
Digital plays Dramatic Entrance from Hand
<Digital> Ok?
<Dovman> Ok
Digital plays Progenitus from Hand
Digital puts Dramatic Entrance to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Digital taps Mulldrifter
Digital taps Mulldrifter
Dovman's life total is now 20 (-2)
It is now turn 19 (Dovman)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Dovman untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Dovman draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Dovman plays Vivid Grove from Hand
Vivid Grove now has 2 (+2) counters.
<System> Player Lost
<System> Session Lost
<System> Disconnected

Ouch, it hurts!!


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